Following my instructions is paramount to your success with me. Your inability to do so may cost you the opportunity to receive my attention as it calls into question your capacity to follow more complex instructions.
It continues to astound me how men — and they are always men — cannot follow even ONE, SIMPLE instruction.
Gentlemen, what in the world is going on when you cannot read a single sentence and follow what it says?
If you are suffering from the effects of Dickbrain or Boner High, please, for the love of Goddess, jack off and then come back to whatever you’re doing. Some of you make careless mistakes that could cost me.
So, slow down, read what I write. You don’t get a second chance to make a good first impression.