Category: Gear
Gifts: Knock-Knock Who’s There? Ding DONG
Sexy Shop: Hustler Hollywood – Philadelphia
I like to support local sex shops. Whenever I travel I make a point to visit them and buy stuff — even if it’s just lube or something.
I noticed a new shop opened here in Philadelphia, at the corner … Read the rest “Sexy Shop: Hustler Hollywood – Philadelphia”
Please Buy This: These Are Supposed To Go In Your Ass
While they are now sadly “unavailable” they were once for sale. And people bought them.

I actually got one of these in with something I bought, like a free gift.
I can tell you I would never … Read the rest “Please Buy This: These Are Supposed To Go In Your Ass”
Cleaning: Know What You’re Doing
I always have a pretty strong suspicion that someone doesn’t understand how to properly clean when they say something like,
“I always sterilize my furniture.”
Someone
…because you can’t sterilize furniture.
You should know this stuff before you ever accept … Read the rest “Cleaning: Know What You’re Doing”
New to Temenos: Rubber Impact
New to Temenos: B-Day Haul
Come and let me play with your nipples

…and this is just what’s hanging on the wall.
New to Temenos: C & B Pillory
Now I have a nice table to stand on…
…while I crush your useless balls


