An item that’s been on My wishlist since 2011 (so long I almost forgot about it):
A sexy leatherette “spank” skirt from cashfag! (I prefer to think of it as a”show off My assets”skirt)
It took almost a month to get here. That’s fine. It, like the other belated/delayed gifts I’ve received, just helps Me feel like My birthday has been going on all month.