…with donuts.

Mmmm….donuts
A blog for kinky folx! (18+)
…with donuts.
Mmmm….donuts
Trying on stockings to see which are still in good shape.
And which ones aren’t.
Many men (or women) would love to date a Goddess. She is attractive, not necessarily conventionally so, but She has an energy about her that is alluring. She is intelligent, confident, capable. She loves her body and knows how enjoy it, unapologetically. She doesn’t need a man (or a woman)…but might consider one, if they’re on Her level.
Look at this specimen. An unkempt slob with dirty socks, cleaning his teeth with his finger. If you’re not aware, one of my talents is my ability to read minds. His is saying that he doesn’t understand why these bitches won’t fuck him. Or even talk to him. He makes a joke to himself about a hot chick getting one of his ball hairs stuck in her teeth while they’re in her mouth.
Now, look at this specimen. He is showered and you can’t see this but he trimmed his pubes. He obviously cares about his appearance. He appears to have collared and leashed himself. (He already did his research and knows She likes red fuzzy slippers in size 8.5. The order is on its way.) If you listen you can hear him quietly ask, “Goddess, how can I serve you today?” Good boy.
Get into it, gentlemen.
So, I’m trying to do many things here on the internet…and none are easy. Here are some of the things:
These are some of the reasons why people may buy a case of wine, forego hygiene indefinitely, and grow to despise their lives.
Modern day web things feel overly complicated. There are an overwhelming amount of options. Interfaces are confusing. And everyone wants their product to create dependency.
I miss Geocities*.
*I kid. I never had a site on Geocities. I taught myself how to code and made them in Notepad.
Or maybe I could just do this?
http://www.wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/content.php?theme=1&music=1&url=mistresstissa.com
Saw this at my local Home Goods store:
*reads slowly* “Specifically designed for studios…roof tops…and…elevators” (???)
I don’t know about you, but I certainly enjoy a good, rousing *clears throat* sack toss in an…elevator…
First, cj brought me two bottles of a wine I really enjoy (your timing is perfect, cj) …
…and then Beth brought Me a hilarious t-shirt and some art she had made for me:
Since it may be hard to see the image from this photo, here is it up close:
I LOVE that she included my cat, Phoebe. Her collar says “DM” for “Dungeon Mistress”. Beth explained that one time when I had to run upstairs for something before our session, Phoebe was pacing by Temenos as if she was guarding it.
I also received an Amazon gift card a few days ago from MJ with the message, “Just your content alone makes me convinced you could guide me to legitimate submission.” That was another lovely surprise.
Thank you, all!!
Fendi put this up for sale recently:
No, I’m not kidding. This is an actual “shawl” they are selling.
“You’re gonna Take It, slut!!”
No. No, they don’t. Which is why this logo for a famous sausage maker from the Czech Republic is included in this edition of SKEWTWD.
I mean, there’s even a version where this hungry cocksucking dandy is letting the cum drip out of his mouth:
Look at him. He’s positively delighted to be sucking co–I mean eating a very long, fat sausage.