Let’s go back to the early 80s to watch a group of attractive young people participating in an orgy–I mean having a fun day together playing in a very wet hole–I mean enjoying some “Juicy” “Fruit”.
(Rotterdam. Germany. Photo copyright: F. Eveleens.)
Have you visited a Domme and…
She didn’t feel very dominant? (“What do you want to do now?”)
She didn’t seem into the scene? (She looked at her phone half the time.)
She didn’t get you? (She forgot you wanted X and Y and didn’t even remember your name.)
Stop. There is help available for disappointed subs, slaves, and sluts.
A genuine, competent, and engaging Dominant woman is standing by*.
A Serious Pro for Serious Hos: Mistress Tissa.
*May cause feelings of subspace, elation, and inner peace.
Some time is still available between now and the New Year for you festive Ho Ho Hos!
Schedule a pre- or post-holiday decompression as a present to yourself!
✔️ Check to see if you’re naughty or nice
✔️ Trim your tree
✔️ Deck you
✔️ Wrap you like a present
✔️ Roast and crack your nuts
✔️ Stuff your stocking
✔️ Make you leave some milk out
Your secret Santa,
Have we gone too far when we have to sexualize strawberries?
Or have we not gone far enough?
Weekend’s here. The perfect time to cruise to ‘net for some JO action with a bro (but no gay stuff).
Need a tune up?
- replace your starter
- perform inspections
- fully test your radiator
- rotate nipples
- install my special spark plugs
- oil change
- recharge your battery
I service most makes and models