Tag: adult humor

Have You Been a Victim Of WTFWTS?

Have you visited a Domme and…

She didn’t feel very dominant? (“What do you want to do now?”)

She didn’t seem into the scene? (She looked at her phone half the time.)

She didn’t get you? … Read the rest “Have You Been a Victim Of WTFWTS?”

Need Some Holiday Cheer?

Some time is still available between now and the New Year for you festive Ho Ho Hos!

Schedule a pre- or post-holiday decompression as a present to yourself!

I can:

✔️ Check to see if you’re naughty or nice

✔️ … Read the rest “Need Some Holiday Cheer?”

Kink Mechanic

Need a tune up?

I can…

  • replace your starter
  • perform inspections
  • fully test your radiator
  • rotate nipples
  • install my special spark plugs
  • oil change
  • recharge your battery

I service most makes and models